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maltatoday, SUNDAY, 21 MAY 2017 44 This Week WELL, I'm back. After a much deserved break spent traipsing around Paris (and subsequently recovering from a flu picked up in the most romantic city in Eu- rope), I enjoyed leafing through what my erstwhile 'replacements' had to say about the latest cin- ematic releases. Seems like they lucked out, too – what with Mar- co [Attard] getting to sit through what seems like, by all accounts, a breezy and fun pre-summer blockbuster with Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 and Andreas [Matia Arqueros] getting stuck into a heady and morally ambi- gious period drama (Lady Mac- beth). And what do I get, upon my re- turn? I get Alien: Covenant – Rid- ley Scott's not-so-long-awaited sequel to the messy and much- derided Prometheus (2012), a film whose identity crisis in an already f lawed franchise set-up ensures that it short-circuits any attempts of just sitting back and enjoying it. It just doesn't seem fair. To my- self as your returning critic – but also to us in the audience as a whole, since we certainly deserve a satisfying Alien f lick to tide us over as the Marvel blockbuster morass continues apace in its ef- fective but uniform churn... The year is 2104, and the col- ony ship Covenant is heading into deep space to terraform the friendliest planet they can find, having 2,000 colonists asleep in its cargo and ready to make a new world. When a freak acci- dent leaves them without a cap- tain, the ship's jittery first mate – and 'man of faith' – Christopher (Billy Crudup) takes over, lead- ing a crew consisting of couples, among them the freshly-widowed Daniels (Katherine Waterson), the wife of their fallen captain. A decision is made to settle on a nearby unknown planet after re- ceiving a distress signal. The ship turns out to be the Prometheus, and the signal comes from Eliza- beth Shaw (Noomi Rapace), who appears to have perished in the wake of the disastrous expedi- tion. As the crew descend on the pristine planet to investigate the distress call and assess it for potential terraforming, the Cov- enant's resident artificial intel- ligence robot, Walter (Michael Fassbender) meets his coun- terpart, David – who rescues the crew from an assault by the planet's especially menacing in- digenous wildlife. But the rescue appears to be a short-lived one, and soon it will fall to Daniels and Walter to ensure there are any survivors left of Covenant's mission at all. There's a couple of good action sequences in 'Covenant' that, at the very least, manage to chan- nel the best the Alien franchise is at – a climactic scuff le with the titular creature, a treacherous negotiation through a sublime jungle environment and some of the best-lit spaceship corridor sequences you're likely to witness – and a central pseudo-spiritual conf lict that comes across as a bizarre 'reverse-Frankenstein' dynamic, brought about by the story's 'synthetic' brothers David and Walter (both played by Fass- bender with varying accents but the same dead-eyed commitment to the role). Beyond that, however, the film is a swirling, undercooked soup of bad narrative decisions and half-baked character develop- ment. An early promotional clip to emerge on YouTube hinted at a sense of camaraderie between the crew that makes use of the varied thespian talent we have here – most notably, perhaps, the beloved comedian Danny Mc- Bride – but it turns out that this clip was to remain just that: a glorified trailer excised from the final cut, leaving us with barely any emotional anchor for the characters before they inevitably succumb to the hostile planet's iconic creepy crawlies. Scott's lack of conviction in his own central ideas for the contin- uing franchise is nothing short of staggering – and it has a direct bearing on the narrative here. He's brazenly confessed in inter- views that he went back on his promise to not include the iconic xenomorphs in post-Prometheus iterations of the franchise due to 'social media' pressure exerted by fans. And he's even altered a key piece of worldbuilding logic carried over from Prometheus – the details of which I won't spoil – which in turn pretty much renders the thematic heft of Pro- metheus all but moot. Sure, not every sci-fi/fantasy franchise requires tight, Tolkien- esque worldbuilding, and the slapdash, pulpy nature of some aspects of both Prometheus and Covenant do lend a patina of old- school charm to the proceedings. But the overall effect is not one of inspired improvisation and fun – rather, it feels sloppy and even, perhaps, desperate – a rushed attempt to create something that the fans will actually respond to, but which in the end falls f lat on its face. Alien: Covenant is what hap- pens when a franchise loses its way but has just about enough directorial star power behind it to make it happen despite all evidence that it, in fact, is a thing that should not be. The result is a stillborn jumble of some 'greatest hits' from the Alien repertoire, strung together with a story that lacks both the aesthetic clar- ity of Ridley Scott's original, and the f lawed-but-ambitious scope of his penultimate stab at the same universe, with Pro- metheus. Though the Alien fran- chise has been patchy since its second iteration, here we see its legacy chopped together in such a piecemeal way that it's depress- ing when it should be scary. 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