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maltatoday, SUNDAY, 13 DECEMBER 2015 XVI Christmas Supplement XVI Christmas Supplement What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! What do they sing at a snow- man's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments! Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles! Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught! Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vam- pire? Frostbite! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle! What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow! How does Good King Wenc- eslas like his pizzas? One that's deep pan, crisp and even! Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws! What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to an Elf Farm! What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful! What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards! What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis! What's the most popular Christmas wine? 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!' What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you! Have a very funny Christmas They're corny and seldom improve with the telling, but Christmas lunch wouldn't be complete without the chorus of groans that corny cracker jokes always provoke. Here are some of the classics....